Dad Jokes That Are Terrible

1. "Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks my dad if he would like the milk in a bag he replies, 'No, just leave it in the carton!'"

2. "Why do chicken coops only have two doors? Because if they had four, they would be chicken sedans!"

3. "Me: 'Hey, I was thinking…' My dad: 'I thought I smelled something burning.'"

4. "Whenever we drive past a graveyard my dad says, 'Do you know why I can’t be buried there?' And we all say, 'Why not?' And he says, 'Because I’m not dead yet!'”

5. "I used to have a job at a calendar factory but I got the sack because I took a couple of days off."

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